My name's Sam.

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

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buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

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muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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andcarrotrope:

a title I one day hope to achieve

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diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs:

sojiroizumi:

I did…thing…ehhheh….

the only one i need

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figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…

Damn, kid. You speak truth.

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kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

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thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

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robotplane:

Microsoft, you done messed up.
I say you admit your mistake and start over.

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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

castielthebadassangel:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”

“Kuzco… Smash”

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

LKFD;KFKLS;

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i just watched this whole conversation as it happened

you get it jr

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jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender

ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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